Romijn-Stamos
Last October, Jim, of Uncle Jazzbeau’s Gallimaufrey, had a post about linguists in movies which sparked a lively discussion. This doesn’t quite count, but the actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos has been making the rounds on the talk-show circuit, promoting her new movie, Godsend. As usual, actresses are expected to have some funny story to share about their lives which they dutifully repeat on every talk show. Well, Rebecca Romijn [pronounced "Romaine", like the lettuce]-Stamos’ story is that her mother is a “linguist!” But that’s not the funny part (although it was for Jon Stewart of the Daily Show). No, the funny part is that her mother went to protest the National Spelling Bee. That is because her mother is a member of the organization, The Simplified Spelling Society, whose motto is:
Werking for pland chanje in english spelling for the bennefit of lerners and uzers evrywair.
It is pretty funny. I don’t think they had any press this year (Rebecca Romijn-Stamos said that only 5 people showed up to the protest), but their 2002 protest did get this nice article in the Baltimore City Paper:
Then I see the signs: take the sting out of spelling, 50,000,00 illeterates can’t be rong. speling shuud bee lojical.
…Fascinating stuff. But there’s a definite tilting-at-windmills aura about this cause. I mean, the metric system is much more logical too, and look how well that took hold in the United States. But the protesters are hopeful that the Internet will be a major aid in getting their ideas across.
Maybe it will, but probably not in the way that they intended.
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[...] By 1993, the North South Foundation, based outside of Chicago and devoted to making sure Indians here do as well in English as in math, set up a parallel universe of spelling bees. Now 60 chapters around the country hold such contests, according to its founder, Ratnam Chitturi. They become a minor-league training ground for the major league 80-year-old Scripps National Spelling Bee… The enthusiasm has spread. There are now chat rooms and blogs where Indians discuss spelling. The North South Foundation sounds like the Catholic Forensics League, a farm system for largely Jesuit speech and debaters. If only we could get Rebecca Romijn to protest us: … her mother went to protest the National Spelling Bee. That is because her mother is a member of the organization, The Simplified Spelling Society, whose motto is: Werking for pland chanje in english spelling for the bennefit of lerners and uzers evrywair. I confess more than a passing interest in bees because I was one of them: one of the chubby-cheeked dork army in huge plastic glasses whose parents spent weeks drilling them on the official Scripps Howard word lists. Je t’aime, bouillabaisse. You so crazy, wallydraigle. Come to me, caulescent, you paragon of prestidigitation. My prize possession at the time was an unabridged dictionary. My young parents spent weeks finding one that wouldn’t weigh as heavily on the wallet as on the desk. To this day I can’t see the Seattle Seahawks’ silver, blue and green without remembering the bee’s local sponsor, the San Jose Merc. Twenty years ago on the way to the state competition, I was doing what all nerd-children do in the car, namely reading. The ride was so long, I got carsick and tossed my corn flakes. It was a terrible competitive omen. Being desi, my mom was in the habit of feeding us corn flakes in hot milk. Besides bedeviling Kellogg’s crispness researchers, they’re a terrible choice for a long drive. You’ve been fairly warned. The bee took place in a rural part of Santa Rosa. I walked off my wobbly knees in searing sunlight, staring at pasture. The judges asked why I wasn’t inside; after hearing the stomach-turning details, they mysteriously lost interest in pressing the point. Inside, we sixth graders acted like they were asking us for nuclear launch codes. The more annoying kids would stall for time. Can I get a definition please? Can you use it in a sentence please? Can I get the etymology please? Can you repeat the word please? It was single elim sudden death, and there was no time limit. Some kids would stretch it into five awkward, silent minutes before whiffing, a melodramatic demise worthy of Wicked or Wagner. Those of us up next would wait under godawful pressure, sweating heavily into our Le Tigre polos. Long story short: I snagged a minty-fresh blue ribbon and was a minor celebrity in Newark, CA for a day (slogan: even crappier than the original Newark!). I got a local interest photo in the twelve-page local tabloid, the Argus. And if you think about it when you’re high, isn’t being in the Argus just as good as being in the Times? Spelling bees gave me the social skills I have today. Umm… right. On second thought, mama, don’t let your babies grow up to be spellers. It’s all being outsourced anyway to the squigly redz. One of my buddies spent his youth redesigning the background spellchecker in a popular word processor. Ironically, he was a speller par excellence. Good pushers don’t become dependent on the merchandise. Previous posts: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Update: This one’s for Napoleon Dynamite fans: One of the funniest moments of the National Spelling Bee yesterday… was when contestant Dominic Ranz Ebarle Errazo, before spelling his word, blurted out in his best Napoleon Dynamite voice: “Do the chickens have large talons?” The knowing kids in the audience laughed, but the adults were puzzled. An easter egg on national TV! Listen here. [...]