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Who Will Bring Closure To A Grieving Nation?

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What is really funny is the sidebar” at the bottom of this article, from a licensed grief counselor”.

Will it be a major network like CBS that heals us, salving our wounds with its around-the-clock, Dan Rather-hosted coverage? Or will it be a cable channel like CNN, its crack team of veteran telejournalists guiding us to a place of rebirth and renewal as only a 24-hour news network can? Or will it be a surprise young upstart like MTV, speaking to our hearts in a way foreign to its stodgier counterparts?”

The Onion

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