Zonble recently recorded this song, simply entitled: “No, I won’t fix your computer.” It sounds something like what the Ramones would sound like if they were Taiwanese cybergeeks. I liked it so much I translated it.
I took a few liberties, but I think you’ll get the idea, although you really should listen to it.
我才不要幫你修電腦 (Sosumi!)
No, I won’t fix your computer.記憶體沒插牢，你自己去插牢
Your memory card is loose, shove it in yourself
主機板嗶嗶叫，就讓他繼續叫
Your motherboard is crackling, let it keep on crackling
就算是螢幕燒掉還是被雷打到
Even if your monitor was fried by lightening
我才不要幫你修電腦
No, I won’t fix your computer管你不能上網，是如何的煎熬
So what if you can’t surf the web?
管你不能列印，工作都亂糟糟
So what if your print job is a mess?
出了什麼問題我統統都不知道
And all the problems about which I don’t even know…
我才不要幫你修電腦
No, I won’t fix your computer我不要，我才不要，我才不要沒事幫你修電腦
I don’t want, no, I don’t want, no I don’t want to have anything to do with fixing your computer.
我不要，我才不要，我憑什麼非要幫你修到好？
I don’t want, no, I don’t want, for what reason should I help you?
我不要，我就是不要，我又不是為了你才學電腦
I don’t want, no, I don’t want, I won’t fix your computer for you.
電腦修到好，你也不會對我比較好
What good does it do me if your computer is fixed?我不要，我才不要，我才不要沒事幫你修電腦
我不要，我才不要，我憑什麼非要幫你修到好？
我不要，我就是不要，我又不是為了你才學電腦
電腦修得好，只會要飯要到老
Beg me till your old, but I still won’t fix your computer.No, I won’t fix your computer
我才不要幫你修電腦 No!No!No!No!
No, I won’t fix your computer
我才不要幫你修電腦
