Whether it is taking pictures in public places, or using a wireless connection outside a library, it seems that the police and even the population at large feel free to just make new laws up as they please. So, while we’re at it, here are some new laws I will start enforcing today:
- No playing games on your cell phone in public places.
- No smoking while walking in front of me on the sidewalk.
- No standing still in or near public doorways.
- No Mayonnaise.
- No watching Fox News.
- No reality TV.
Those are today’s laws. I’ll probably make different ones up tomorrow, so be sure to check back!