Dear Sir/Madam

I got this SPAM/virus/phishing scam e-mail which said:

Dear Sir/Madam,

we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.

Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.

Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison

If only the FBI would use “Sir/Madam” … and then sign their messages “Yours faithfully”!